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Post by Tommytee Sun Sep 22, 2019 5:41 pm

What porky did your mam an dad tell you when you were little.  

The ice cream man only plays his tune when he has no ice cream left. I think everybody heard that one

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Post by Lolly Sun Sep 22, 2019 7:26 pm

A man comes down the chimney and leaves presents.
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Post by Lolly Mon Aug 02, 2021 9:54 pm

Eating Carrots Will Let You See in the Dark
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Post by Maureen Mon Aug 02, 2021 10:13 pm

When a bluebottle came indoors my Dad would say " watch this magic" hed open a door to say "go on out" of course it would go out 'cause it was the draught that it felt.
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Post by Tommytee Tue Aug 03, 2021 10:11 am

youll get square eyes watching all that telly

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Post by gassey Tue Aug 03, 2021 10:36 am



I worked with a fellow who told me his 5 th birthday co- incided
with the queens coronation day , and as they were absolutely skint
his parents told him that all the buntings and street parties were
for his birthday , he said he was 8 before he realised he'd been had:(
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Post by Lolly Wed Aug 04, 2021 9:47 am

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

Poor lad, still he must have been chuffed.

If you cross your eyes, they'll get stuck that way."

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Post by Maureen Wed Aug 04, 2021 12:14 pm

If you don't go to sleep Father Christmas won't leave you any presents....whaaaaa.
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