Porkie Pies
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Porkie Pies
What porky did your mam an dad tell you when you were little.
The ice cream man only plays his tune when he has no ice cream left. I think everybody heard that one
The ice cream man only plays his tune when he has no ice cream left. I think everybody heard that one
Tommytee- BronzeProudly made in Wigan bronze award
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A man comes down the chimney and leaves presents.
Lolly- PlatinumProudly made in Wigan platinum award
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Eating Carrots Will Let You See in the Dark
Lolly- PlatinumProudly made in Wigan platinum award
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When a bluebottle came indoors my Dad would say " watch this magic" hed open a door to say "go on out" of course it would go out 'cause it was the draught that it felt.
Maureen- BronzeProudly made in Wigan bronze award
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youll get square eyes watching all that telly
Tommytee- BronzeProudly made in Wigan bronze award
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I worked with a fellow who told me his 5 th birthday co- incided
with the queens coronation day , and as they were absolutely skint
his parents told him that all the buntings and street parties were
for his birthday , he said he was 8 before he realised he'd been had:(
gassey- BronzeProudly made in Wigan bronze award
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Poor lad, still he must have been chuffed.
If you cross your eyes, they'll get stuck that way."
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If you don't go to sleep Father Christmas won't leave you any presents....whaaaaa.
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