The Turnip Prize 2020

I’m sure you’ll all be as excited as me to hear this news - Facebook

Due to the covid19 restrictions, this year will see a new, safer format for entering!
Entries will ONLY be accepted online. The Turnip Prize is a spoof art award of the lesser known Turner Prize. Entries should take the least amount of effort possible to create.

To enter:
• Email a photo of your entry to theturnipprize@outlook.com
• Include your name or pseudonym, the title of the entry & a contact phone number
• Entries will be accepted from Sun 1st Nov - Sat 14th Nov

Six finalists will be iinvited to send their entries to The New Inn in Somerset.
Final judging will occur on Tue 1st Dec & the winner announced at 6pm that evening.

Thread - The Turnip Prize 2019

Cant wait to see the entries

What a laff. We need more of this.Ta jo anne

Some clever people out there. Can't wait for the results.

See you later alligator

Inspired, crocodile? Sun 1st Nov isn’t that long off now

‘Northern Soul by Keepthefaith’ was a finalist in 2017, but lost out to the worthy winner ‘Pulled Pork by Chris P Bacon’.


Photos by Trevor Prideaux (BBC)

It’d be great to have a Wigan winner this year! Thinking CAPS ON everyone!

Dovecot

It's more like a feather duster

Lolly wrote:It's more like a feather duster

Dovecote indeed, Naughty Mitten!

Unfortunately, I doubt entries involving live animals will be allowed, even if it would save on postage to Somerset for the finalists.

 I suppose my Butterfly is out of the question then

It is, Naughty Mitten.

But you could always have a little cat hair pillow.

How about car rot winning the tur nip prize

It’d cost a lot in petrol or postage but we’d all be rooting for you, Naughty Mitten.

Remember, remember, the first of November! It’ll soon be here

the gravy train

What would your pseudonym be, Lolly?

I’ve said this one before, but …
I just need a bag of winter nips, and to eat them all bar one:



“Win Turnip” by Uncle Joe

Of hand Jo anne "Oxo mum"

I like it, Lolly!

Hen pecked. By spitting Feathers

The puns’ll come out tomorrow,
Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow
There’ll be puns 8)

Aye puns on the stove full of carrots and turnips

Naughty Mitten wrote:Aye puns on the stove full of carrots and turnips

Wot, no sprouts, Naughty Mitten? They’ll not be done for Christmas!

I started the sprouts on Tuesday so they should be ready for New Year if not before

Naughty Mitten wrote:I started the sprouts on Tuesday so they should be ready for New Year if not before

Before I wouldn’t risk them till New Year, Naughty Mitten. If you do, watch your teeth!

Today’s the day - entry is now open!

To enter:
• Email a photo of your entry to theturnipprize@outlook.com
• Include your name or pseudonym, the title of the entry & a contact phone number
• Entries will be accepted from Sun 1st Nov - Sat 14th Nov