Embarrassing moments

What's your most embarrassing moment? Mine involved an impromtu trump[fart ] Silent bur deadly, in front of Hastings Kamusu Banda.

LOL 

I thought it was only men what trumped!!!!!!!

My mum on a visit to Malawi climbed into his presidential limo. Can you imagine trying to tell your mum ,your in the wrong car.

We had a Toyota Corona at the time

My Mum was very good in the ‘breaking wind’ department.
When she  let one rip folks would say “Yon’s our Alice” LOL !!!!!!  

ramiejamie wrote:My Mum was very good in the ‘breaking wind’ department.
When she  let one rip folks would say “Yon’s our Alice” LOL !!!!!!  

Alice? Who the f........ oh., leave it!

My Mum was a lovely redhead from Aspull, everybody knew her , she was the life and soul, .I’m almost certain I was named after one of het old flames!!!!!!!!

ramiejamie wrote:My Mum was very good in the ‘breaking wind’ department.
When she  let one rip folks would say “Yon’s our Alice” LOL !!!!!!  

Haha not silent and deadly then.

Tonksmon Have you any embarrassing stories to tell us? Is it quiet elsewhere

"Haha not silent and deadly then."


No, my Mum was openly overt 

I shouldn't say this but my mum was quite unique. Her trumps sounded like a duck quacking

Lolly wrote:I shouldn't say this but my mum  was quite unique. Her trumps sounded like a  duck quacking

LOL !!!!!!!!!!

ramiejamie wrote:My Mum was a lovely redhead from Aspull, everybody knew her , she was the life and soul, .I’m almost certain I was named after one of het old flames!!!!!!!!

Now theres a coincidence! More years ag than I care to remember, I used to date a lovely redhead from Aspull... Cant quite remember her name though!

"Cant quite remember her name though!"

She must have made quite an impression UncleJoe !

I have some fond memories of Aspull, who remembers The Pink Elephant?

I remember the Pink Elephant. Went in there a time or two.

ramiejamie wrote:My Mum was a lovely redhead from Aspull, everybody knew her , she was the life and soul, .I’m almost certain I was named after one of het old flames!!!!!!!!

Did she light them and give them a name?