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border police
Hello Wiganers,
I've just been allowed in, The border police are very strict here, I showed my passport at one desk, then my immigration papers at another, filled out a ' I will obey the rules' declaration, Then my handbag was searched, then drugs tested in a private room, Then I had a pump in my hand luggage that i'd forgot about and I was arrested for a section 8 offence, of being equipped to blow up a dingy,
Anyway Lawyer Dagetty Bailed me out and I'm in isolation for 2 weeks, I'll see you later when they let me out of quarantine
All my exploits go that way, hence my username
regards all
Miss Adventure
I've just been allowed in, The border police are very strict here, I showed my passport at one desk, then my immigration papers at another, filled out a ' I will obey the rules' declaration, Then my handbag was searched, then drugs tested in a private room, Then I had a pump in my hand luggage that i'd forgot about and I was arrested for a section 8 offence, of being equipped to blow up a dingy,
Anyway Lawyer Dagetty Bailed me out and I'm in isolation for 2 weeks, I'll see you later when they let me out of quarantine
All my exploits go that way, hence my username
regards all
Miss Adventure
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Re: border police
Welcome,I see you know what you're doing MA. There's a thread somewhere with your name on it.
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Re: border police
Please don't mention the border police
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A thread with my name on it, that's very disturbing, Nothing bad I hope ,
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miss adventure wrote:A thread with my name on it, that's very disturbing, Nothing bad I hope ,
Wear a shawl it will protect you from anything or anybody
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I think you’ll fit in well here MA, you have a wicked sense of humour !!!!! LOLĀ
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Re: border police
Thank you Mister Keep calm, This damn lock down has got the better of me as, I am a law abiding citizen so, I'm following the guidelines and not making an unessential journeys but, the roads past our house are chocca and when I've ventured into town for essential supplys of beer, wine and spirits , The none essential shops , tesco , asda and Morrisons are busier Than Piccadilly Circus so, many are flaunting and no giving a hoot,.
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Re: border police
You should've called yourself "Miss Appropriate"!
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