Wigan commandments

!. Thou shalt always refer to anywhere in Wigan as Wigan Borough

2.Thou shalt not call Lobbies ,Lobby

Any more

3. Thou shalt always believe anything reported on facebook

Replace thou shalt not with Tha maunt

4. Tha maunt ask, "is asda flooded" every time it rains

1) You shall have no other gods before pies.

2) You shall not make yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is a pie.

3) You shall not take the name of the Pie in vain.

4) Remember the Sabbath day, and keep it only for pies

5) Honour your father and your mother, for it is they that provide your pies.

6) You shall not murder a pie

7) You shall not commit adultery for or with a pie.

8) You shall not steal a pie.

9) You shall not bear false witness against your neighbours pies.

10) You shall not covet your neighbours meat and potato pies, you shall not covet your neighbours pork pie, or any other pie that your neighbour owns.

Lolly wrote: Thou shalt always refer to anywhere in Wigan as Wigan Borough

WHY would you want Wigan to lose it's identity to a local authority?

Preserve local place-names, ignore the councils. I can't understand WHY you spout "heritage this, heritage that, heritage the other", then call for a total identity loss for individual places!

Borough My Arse!

Nice ones UJ

5.Tha maunt nit pick

Ticsmon wrote:

Lolly wrote: Thou shalt always refer to anywhere in Wigan as Wigan Borough  

WHY would you want Wigan to lose it's identity to a local authority?

Preserve local place-names, ignore the councils.  I can't understand WHY you spout "heritage this, heritage that, heritage the other",  then call for a total identity loss for individual places!

Borough My Arse!  

Brigantes

Naughty Mitten wrote: Brigantes

Normans, actually.

6.Tha must live in  hope   ticsmon

Tha maunt put chips overt peys
chips guz underneath.
An use proper vinegar an all, not that chemical stuff

Ellesy's Malt Vigener, naturally....

When thar on oliday in Blackpool , tha must always wear thi
retro NORWEB Wiggin rugby shirt on friday neet in coutin ouse pub
while watchin rugby .

Tha maunt call chips fries