When is Christmas?

In December

I blame that Halloween and Bonfire Night myself, they come along practically together & get everybody all excited & after that then what, just a long boring wait left till the next big date (The C who shall not be named). Unless you’re lucky enough to have a birthday or something in between, I suppose. It’s no wonder people turn to drastic measures like putting up festive trees in November. I might even put up mine! If you can’t beat them, join them as they sleigh.


Released today - with a sprinkle of explicit lyrics*

They’ve already put Holly on the canal in Wigan, just one bow but still.