Uxbridge English Dictionary

A fictitious idea started on TVs "Sorry I haven't a Clue"

Alternative definitions...

E.G. Equinox - A horse-cow hybrid.

Syntax..Tariff on immorality

Benign, What you be after you be eight.

Lymph - to limp with a hair lip

Expert.

An 'ex' is an has been, and a 'spert' is a drip under pressure,

There is no S in expert

Evening, The first Chinese woman God created

Blackpool, mucky puddle

Naughty Mitten wrote:There is no S in expert

Blimey O’Riley, don’t you start nit picking me !!!!! LOL , that’s OY’s job  

The ‘S’ is implied in the transition from ‘X’ to ‘P’, give me a bit of implied linguistic leeway  

And it should be spurt not spert, I await further excuses


Naughty "OY" Mitten

Liquor. How a male animal cleans his mate

Astronaut (nawt).

No artificial grass.

Naughty Mitten wrote:And it should be spurt not spert, I await further excuses


Naughty "OY" Mitten

I debated whether to use 'spert' or 'spurt', in this case I was wrong.
I await further nits to be picked

Wigan - Geordies are going to

ramiejamie wrote:

Naughty Mitten wrote:And it should be spurt not spert, I await further excuses


Naughty "OY" Mitten

I debated whether to use 'spert' or 'spurt', in this case I was wrong.
I await further nits to be picked

Invite Delilah to your place its her Birthday, she's especially good at picking nits

Maritime . Hour of a wedding.

Greengate - eco friendly sustainable wooden garden gate

Mascarpone - to blindfold a horse

Ratchet screwdriver.

Is that made from rodent poo? !!!!!

Nudity - a new tune to whislte.

Lighthouse - Home made of polystyrene

Backlog - relief after 3 day3 of constipation

Snapdragon - St George's Revenge

Laboratory - Speech made by a dog

Caterpillar - Feline headrest