Guess The Titles In The Turnip Prize Final 2023

The World Famous “Turnip Prize” is a spoof of the lesser-known Turner Prize and has been running for twenty four years. It is awarded to the person who has created something that they perceive to be crap art using the least amount of effort possible.

2023 is its 25th year and the organisers received 193 entries, so have ordered a second skip!

The presentation for the winner will take place at 6pm on Tuesday 5th Dec in The New Inn, Somerset.

THIS YEAR’S FINALISTS ARE:


1. (An artificial eye ball)


2. (A KFC carton with a crown on top)


3. (An inflated balloon and pump)


4. (A gate with a party hat on the top)

Can you guess the punning titles of the four entries that are in the final?

1. old blue eye? or popeye
2. Coronation Chicken?
4. Party gate?

You’re right with 2. And 4., Lolly, but not with 1.

2. “Coronation Chicken” by ChicKing the Third of Somerset

4. “Party Gate” by Mr Keep Calm

(I’d say the title of 1. is stretching things really (that’s not a cryptic clue)

1 EYE GLASS ?

1: False impressions?

3: Self inflated.

Not the right answers yet, Gassey and Admin.

3 INFLATION ?

You’ve got it, Gassey!

3. “Inflation” by Ike Price

Which just leaves 1. Any more guesses?

1AN EYE FOR AN EYE ?

1. when nelson gets his eye back

eye popping

Great guesses, Gassey and Lolly, but not right. No.1 is …

1. “A Eye” by G.P.T. Chat Esq

Answers: Facebook

Definitely crap art that one.

And the winner of the 25th Turnip Prize is …

Party Gate by Mr Keep Calm



Read all about it: here!

I was hoping coronation chicken would romp home

Well done, that man. I hope he enjoys the turnip.