I'm a poet

I just dont know it

Mary had a little lamb
She also had a bear,
I've often seen her little lamb
But I've never seen her bare !!

One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead men got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their sword and shot each other

Any more?

On the land, or on the sea,
Always let the wind go free,
In the church, or in the chapel,
Let it go it with a rattle!

Apologies for the vulgarity of this offering. It was popular in school playgrounds in the mid '60s, and as a seven/eight year old, I found it hilarious . . .

Mi Uncle Billy had a ten foot willy,
An' he showed it to the lady next door.
She thought it was a snake, an' she hit it with a rake,
An' now it's only five foot four.

There was a little man
Who had a little gun
And over them fields he did so run
With a belly full of fat
And a big tall hat
And a pancake tied to his Bum.