Uxbridge English Dictionary

Flemish - catarrh like.

Pakistan - what Donald Trump always does before travelling.

Some Yorkshire fun :-

Fern. - device used by Yorkshire folk to talk to each other.

Tabby - where Yorkshire Monks live.

Jerk - what Yorkshire folk find funny.

Irate - the charge for using Apple products .

Storm Petrel - Car fuel for bad weather

Debate - what is put on de hook to attract de fish.

Dentists - hiding places built by children

IQ - those sad people outside the Apple store at midnight on release day.

Relief - what trees do in the spring.

Rubicon - fake gemstone.

Titillate - delayed arrival of baby food.

Cormorant - complaining about a mild curry.

Depilatory - weaning a conservative off drugs

Pertinent - how landlords get paid.

Posthumous - fertilizer made from my missing undelivered letters and such by Royal Mail

Merciless -a Frenchman who can’t say thank you.

Detailed – a Manx Cat.

Bookkeeping - what the library fines you for.

Feckless - an Irishman who doesn’t swear.

Fantastic - a fizzy orange glue.

Polyurethane - casting a parrot in Macbeth.

Needs a bit of thinking

Commentator- not a King Edward potato.

Blackleg - result of a porrin contest

Suffragette - living under the Heathrow flight path.

Orchestrate - not a gay whale, a bit of thinking required LOL