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Post by Admin Sun 22 Sep 2024, 2:58 pm

I am introducing a new thread from tomorrow.

Please feel free to add your own corny joke........... Get Me Coat Get Me Coat Get Me Coat
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Post by Admin Mon 23 Sep 2024, 7:41 am

...and off we go...........stop crying...!!! Get Me Coat

1. What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
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Post by ramiejamie Mon 23 Sep 2024, 12:00 pm

What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?
Prime mates.
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Post by ramiejamie Mon 23 Sep 2024, 8:15 pm

Mountains aren't just funny, they're hill areas !!!
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Post by Admin Mon 23 Sep 2024, 8:36 pm

Are you trying to better me, young man?..because if you are..your are winning....Keep it up lad............ lol!
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Post by ramiejamie Mon 23 Sep 2024, 8:48 pm

LOL Very Happy , thank you Admin Thumbs Up

I'll save some for tomorrow.
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Post by Admin Tue 24 Sep 2024, 7:50 am

2. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent... Shocked
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Post by ramiejamie Tue 24 Sep 2024, 8:50 pm

What do you call a sheep who can sing and dance?
Lady Ba Ba.
Some of you older ones might not get that Embarassed Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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Post by Admin Tue 24 Sep 2024, 8:59 pm

I don't get that...?...


just kiddin, lad............. Whistling
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Post by Admin Wed 25 Sep 2024, 7:56 am

3. What do you call a well-balanced horse?
Stable. lol!
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Post by ramiejamie Wed 25 Sep 2024, 9:25 pm

Dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan !!!
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Post by Admin Thu 26 Sep 2024, 8:10 am

4. What do you call an angry carrot?
A steamed veggie.
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Post by Admin Fri 27 Sep 2024, 8:34 am

5. Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snowbank.
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Post by -OY- Fri 27 Sep 2024, 11:38 am

The corniest of corny corns…

Darth Vader (R.I.P) James Earl Jones: “Luke. I know what you’re getting for Christmas!”

Luke Skywalker: “How Father?”

Darth Vader : “I have felt your presents”

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Post by Admin Fri 27 Sep 2024, 12:02 pm

groan......................... Get Me Coat Thumbs Up
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Post by ramiejamie Fri 27 Sep 2024, 3:58 pm

I had to Google that, yes double groan !!! Very Happy
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Post by ramiejamie Fri 27 Sep 2024, 7:40 pm

How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb.
It doesn’t matter, they won’t do it !!!!
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Post by Admin Sat 28 Sep 2024, 8:20 am

6. How do you make an egg-roll?
You push it!
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Post by Admin Sun 29 Sep 2024, 8:21 am

7. What would bears be without bees?
Ears.
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Post by ramiejamie Sun 29 Sep 2024, 7:15 pm

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10,000  -  one to hold the lightbulb, the rest to rotate the house !!!
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Post by Admin Mon 30 Sep 2024, 8:13 am

8. What do you call a pile of cats?
A meow-ntain.


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Post by -OY- Mon 30 Sep 2024, 11:10 am

Q: Why can you never get painkillers in the jungle?

A: Because the parrots eat 'em all.

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Post by ramiejamie Mon 30 Sep 2024, 7:15 pm

I just found out I’m colour blind.
The news came out of the purple!!!
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Post by Admin Tue 01 Oct 2024, 7:59 am

9. Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
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Post by ramiejamie Tue 01 Oct 2024, 8:15 pm

Did you know your pupils are the last part of your body to stop working when you die?
They dilate !!!
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