Re: Corny joke-a-day

by **Admin** Tue 01 Oct 2024, 8:19 pm

Don't give up the day job..........arghhhhhhhhhh lol!

by **Admin** Wed 02 Oct 2024, 5:40 am

10. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two tired.

by ramiejamie Wed 02 Oct 2024, 10:27 am

Just when you thought they couldn't get worse !!! Very Happy

by Broady Wed 02 Oct 2024, 11:02 am

by ramiejamie Wed 02 Oct 2024, 9:15 pm

My wife gave me an ultimatum, it was either her or my addiction to sweets.
The decision was a piece of cake.

by **Admin** Thu 03 Oct 2024, 5:38 am

11. What did the triangle say to the circle?
You’re pointless.

by ramiejamie Thu 03 Oct 2024, 8:40 pm

I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.

by **Admin** Fri 04 Oct 2024, 8:00 am

12. RIP, boiling water.
You will be mist.

by ramiejamie Fri 04 Oct 2024, 7:20 pm

My wife asked me the other day where I got so much chocolate from.
I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."

by **Admin** Sat 05 Oct 2024, 3:32 am

13. Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.

by **Admin** Sat 05 Oct 2024, 3:49 am

...an extra one today...

by ramiejamie Sat 05 Oct 2024, 11:36 am

That last one, a clever one but a real groaner !!! Thumbs Up

by **Admin** Sat 05 Oct 2024, 12:47 pm

I may just decide on a competition for the biggest groaner........???............................... lol!

by ramiejamie Sat 05 Oct 2024, 8:50 pm

Marriage involves three rings : -
The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.

by **Admin** Sat 05 Oct 2024, 8:54 pm

Oh... I like it....I like it................. lol!

by ramiejamie Sat 05 Oct 2024, 9:14 pm

I thought of you when I posted it Admin Embarassed

by **Admin** Sun 06 Oct 2024, 8:21 am

14. I ordered a chicken and an egg online.
I’ll let you know what comes first.

by ramiejamie Sun 06 Oct 2024, 8:20 pm

How many software engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None – it’s a hardware problem.

by -OY- Sun 06 Oct 2024, 10:44 pm

Why can’t noses be longer than 12 inches? Because they’d be a foot

What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap.

What did the therapist say to the man wearing see-through shorts? I can clearly see you’re nuts.

Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He’s in the ER waiting to be seen.

What causes dry skin? Towels.

by **Admin** Mon 07 Oct 2024, 8:26 am

15. Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She kept running away from the ball!

Groan..................!!! I must be a contender for 'Corny Boffink of the week'.. lol!

by ramiejamie Mon 07 Oct 2024, 8:15 pm

The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line.
Only a fraction of people will know this.

This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special.
Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together.

If you understand those jokes, you’re a maths nerd !!!

by **Admin** Mon 07 Oct 2024, 8:21 pm

Good 'un, lad............... Thumbs Up

by **Admin** Tue 08 Oct 2024, 4:51 am

16. What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits.

by ramiejamie Tue 08 Oct 2024, 8:15 pm

How many existentialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two - one to screw it in, and one to observe how it represents an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness.

Not so much corny as clever, especially for us hinterleckchewals !!!!

by **Admin** Tue 08 Oct 2024, 8:26 pm

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