Re: Corny joke-a-day

by ramiejamie Thu 24 Oct 2024, 7:15 pm

How does Darth Vader prefer his toast?
On the dark side.

by **Admin** Fri 25 Oct 2024, 5:04 am

35. What did one wall say to the other?
"I'll meet you at the corner."

by ramiejamie Fri 25 Oct 2024, 7:20 pm

Did you hear about the dyslexic man who walked into a bra?

by **Admin** Sat 26 Oct 2024, 8:12 am

36. What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
Get Me Coat

by ramiejamie Sat 26 Oct 2024, 7:40 pm

Did you hear about the guy who wanted to be a gold prospector?
It didn’t pan out.

by **Admin** Sun 27 Oct 2024, 8:11 am

37. What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!

by ramiejamie Sun 27 Oct 2024, 7:20 pm

Scientists have grown human vocal chords from stem cells in a lab.
They say the results will speak for themselves.

by **Admin** Mon 28 Oct 2024, 8:42 am

38. Why are pirates called pirates?
They just ARRRR!

by ramiejamie Mon 28 Oct 2024, 7:15 pm

One for Admin

How many Manchester United fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't, they just talk about how good the old one was.

by **Admin** Mon 28 Oct 2024, 7:41 pm

and they are looking for a new manager now........... Whistling

by ramiejamie Mon 28 Oct 2024, 9:46 pm

Admin wrote:and they are looking for a new manager now...........

They certainly are, and it was only a matter of time before he went wasn't it?
£500 million spent on players and only half way up the league Get Me Coat

by **Admin** Mon 28 Oct 2024, 10:29 pm

.or halfway down the league..............................is the glass half full or half empty?.. lol!

by **Admin** Tue 29 Oct 2024, 7:55 am

39. How do you organize a space party?
You planet.

by ramiejamie Tue 29 Oct 2024, 7:30 pm

Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn’t change colours?
It had reptile dysfunction.

by **Admin** Wed 30 Oct 2024, 7:21 am

40. Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.

by ramiejamie Wed 30 Oct 2024, 7:30 pm

How many Labour politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they only screw the poor !!!!!

by **Admin** Thu 31 Oct 2024, 4:11 am

41. What do cows read the most?
Cattle-logs.

by ramiejamie Thu 31 Oct 2024, 7:20 pm

What do you call a belt made of watches?
A waist of time.

by **Admin** Fri 01 Nov 2024, 7:53 am

42. I lost an electron.
You really have to keep an ion them!

by ramiejamie Fri 01 Nov 2024, 7:10 pm

What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod.

by **Admin** Fri 01 Nov 2024, 7:20 pm

You win, Ray...you win................. Get Me Coat

by **Admin** Sat 02 Nov 2024, 6:22 am

43. What do clouds wear under their shorts?
Thunder pants!

by ramiejamie Sat 02 Nov 2024, 7:20 pm

What do you call a group of musical whales?
An orca-stra.

More clever than corny !!! Embarassed

by ramiejamie Sat 02 Nov 2024, 8:15 pm

There’s a new game, called ‘Quiet Tennis’.
It’s just like normal tennis, but without the racket.

by **Admin** Sat 02 Nov 2024, 8:18 pm

Don't give up the day job, lad...................................... Get Me Coat

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