Limerick fun

It's windy and rainy and rubbish
I may as well go pack me luggage
By train we shall go
To some sunnier shore

It's windy and rainy and rubbish
I may as well go pack me luggage
By train we shall go...
With Northern Rail, Ho, Ho, Ho......

Hey I was before you

It's windy and rainy and rubbish
I may as well go pack me luggage
By train we shall go
To some sunnier shore
But not with Northern rail, Ho, Ho, Ho...

There once was a codger from Shevvy...

There once was a codger from Shevvy
Who had an enormous beer belly..

There once was a codger from Shevvy
Who had an enormous beer belly.
He did like a tipple………….

There once was a codger from Shevvy
Who had an enormous beer belly.
He did like a tipple
But not from a nipple...

There once was a codger from Shevvy
Who had an enormous beer belly.
He did like a tipple
But not from a nipple
But from a barrel of ale that heavy

I knew an old fella from Stroud

I knew an old fella from Stroud
Who could shout really really loud………

I knew an old fella from Stroud
Who could shout really really loud
He yelled at a wizard

I knew an old fella from Stroud
Who could shout really really loud
He yelled at a wizard
Who looked like Eddie Izzard……….

I knew an old fella from Stroud
Who could shout really really loud
He yelled at a wizard
Who looked like Eddie Izzard
And it made him feel very proud


There was a young lad from Westhoughton......

There was a young lad from Westhoughton
Whos dilemma was summat be thought on

There was a young lad from Westhoughton
Whos dilemma was summat be thought on
For his lever had dumped him

There was a young lad from Westhoughton
Whos dilemma was summat be thought on
For his lever (lover?) had dumped him
And her brother had thumped him

There was a young lad from Westhoughton
Whos dilemma was summat be thought on
For his lever (lover?) had dumped him
And her brother had thumped him
I wont even mention Charles Laughton

There was a young man called Fred

There was a young man called Fred
Who was a Man City fan and therefore brain dead!!!!!!...............

There was a young man called Fred
Who was a Man City fan and therefore brain dead!!!!!!
Having just read the news..

There was a young man called Fred
Who was a Man City fan and therefore brain dead!!!!!!
Having just read the news
Of the high cost of booze……………

There was a young man called Fred
Who was a Man City fan and therefore brain dead!!!!!!
Having just read the news
Of the high cost of booze……………
He changed from blue to red.

A lad from Wigan once said,