Limerick fun

There was a young Dickie from Wales..
Whose moaning about BT never fails..
Our Nora said fix it..
But Dickie blamed Brexit...

There was a young Dickie from Wales..
Whose moaning about BT never fails..
Our Nora said fix it..
But Dickie blamed Brexit...
He'll be back soon to tell us some tales

NM's hen is laying green eggs..

NM's hen is laying green eggs..
And the one that's doing it has 3 legs

NM's hen is laying green eggs..
And the one that's doing it has 3 leg
Is it middle for diddle....

NM's hen is laying green eggs..
And the one that's doing it has 3 leg
Is it middle for diddle....
The birds having a giggle

NM's hen is laying green eggs..
And the one that's doing it has 3 leg
Is it middle for diddle....
The birds having a giggle
Because next week it'll be laying red eggs

It's your turn NM

It's your turn NM
Start another then...

" Ive read what was written above ."

Ive read what was written above
And hope when push comes to shove

N.M.'s chickens will lay

Ive read what was written above
And hope when push comes to shove
N.M.'s chickens will lay
After a roll in the hay...

Ive read what was written above
And hope when push comes to shove
N.M.'s chickens will lay
After a roll in the hay...
The chickens will coo like a dove

The First person to post creates the first line
The next person copies it and adds the next and so on
The last person copies the last and finishes the Limerick.

***They then start off a new one ***

There was a young girl from Kings Lynn

There was a young girl from Kings Lynn
Who’s laughter dint aif make a din

There was a young girl from Kings Lynn
Who’s laughter dint aif make a din
She cackled most mighty

There was a young girl from Kings Lynn
Who’s laughter dint aif make a din
She cackled most mighty
In her polka dot nighty

There was a young girl from Kings Lynn
Who’s laughter dint aif make a din
She cackled most mighty
In her polka dot nighty
And a bun in the oven is baking

There was an old man called Trump..

There was an old man called Trump
Who's hair was decidedly plump

He said to old Putin



( how do I get it to follow on the typing above ???)

copy and paste then add your line

There was an old man called Trump
Who's hair was decidedly plump


He said to old Putin

There was an old man called Trump
Who's hair was decidedly plump


He said to old Putin

Stop rootin and tootin