Limerick fun

A feisty young lady named Penny
Was the first not the last of many
She put it about,
But then started to shout...
She'd a headache without a single Rene

His lallies were like a flamingo's,

His lallies were like a flamingo's,
But his ears where like a Dingo's

His lallies were like a flamingo's,
But his ears where like a Dingo's
He ran into the bush...

His lallies were like a flamingo's,
But his ears where like a Dingo's
He ran into the bush...
In a hell of a rush .

His lallies were like a flamingo's,
But his ears where like a Dingo's
He ran into the bush...
In a hell of a rush
Came out with a dose of impetigo!

By 'eck it were rainy last week...

By 'eck it were rainy last week...
To get to work I paddled up the creek

By 'eck it were rainy last week...
To get to work I paddled up the creek
With my brolly and quant pole.... Look it up

By 'eck it were rainy last week...
To get to work I paddled up the creek
With my brolly and quant pole.... Look it up
And bailing out with a bowl

By 'eck it were rainy last week...
To get to work I paddled up the creek
With my brolly and quant pole
And bailing out with a bowl
I got theer but me pits din't aif reek!

I went to t'barbers for a number two...

I went to t'barbers for a number two
Magazines he had a few...

I went to t'barbers for a number two
Magazines he had a few
But I wanted a crop

I went to t'barbers for a number two
Magazines he had a few
But I wanted a crop
Of my pudding basin like mop

I went to t'barbers for a number two
Magazines he had a few
But I wanted a crop
Of my pudding basin like mop
Number two I said not a poo!

I turned the tele on to watch

I turned the tele on to watch
And turned the volume up a notch

I turned the tele on to watch
And turned the volume up a notch
An owd valve went pop

I turned the tele on to watch
And turned the volume up a notch
An owd valve went pop
After water was spilled over the top

I once saw a man with a horse

I once saw a man with a horse
It was in an episode of Morse

I once saw a man with a horse
It was in an episode of Morse
His rider was a well known villain

I once saw a man with a horse
It was in an episode of Morse
His rider was a well known villain
Who always rode pillon

But fell on his ass, of course.


So here we all in lockdown...