Limerick fun
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Re: Limerick fun
There was an old man called Trump
Who's hair was decidedly plump
He said to old Putin
Stop rootin and tootin
Or I'll githee a good owd thump.
Who's hair was decidedly plump
He said to old Putin
Stop rootin and tootin
Or I'll githee a good owd thump.
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Re: Limerick fun
It's one o'clock and time for lunch...
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It's one o'clock and time for lunch...
I've bought a Kipper that I'm about to munch...
I've bought a Kipper that I'm about to munch...
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Re: Limerick fun
It's one o'clock and time for lunch...
I've bought a Kipper that I'm about to munch
Don't tell all, they'll want a bit..
I've bought a Kipper that I'm about to munch
Don't tell all, they'll want a bit..
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It's one o'clock and time for lunch...
I've bought a Kipper that I'm about to munch
Don't tell all, they'll want a bit..
Beware of yon mon - the thieving git...
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It's one o'clock and time for lunch...
I've bought a Kipper that I'm about to munch
Don't tell all, they'll want a bit..
Beware of yon mon - the thieving git...
Oh what a poet and such wit.
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Lolly- PlatinumProudly made in Wigan platinum award
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There was an old lady from Gwent..
Whose broomstick was all withered and bent
Whose broomstick was all withered and bent
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Re: Limerick fun
There was an old lady from Gwent..
Whose broomstick was all withered and bent
To save her some trouble
Whose broomstick was all withered and bent
To save her some trouble
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There was an old lady from Gwent..
Whose broomstick was all withered and bent
To save her some trouble
With a spell in a bubble
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There was an old lady from Gwent..
Whose broomstick was all withered and bent
To save her some trouble
With a spell in a bubble
She flew till it burst over Kent
Whose broomstick was all withered and bent
To save her some trouble
With a spell in a bubble
She flew till it burst over Kent
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It's your turn to start us off jo anne. Gerra move on
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Next time jo anne
There once was a man from St Ives..
There once was a man from St Ives..
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There once was a man from St Ives
Who's buttocks were covered in Hives
Who's buttocks were covered in Hives
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There once was a man from St Ives
Who's buttocks were covered in Hives
On both cheeks and his crack
Who's buttocks were covered in Hives
On both cheeks and his crack
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There once was a man from St Ives
Who's buttocks were covered in Hives
On both cheeks and his crack
It favvered a Big Mac
Who's buttocks were covered in Hives
On both cheeks and his crack
It favvered a Big Mac
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There once was a man from St Ives
Who's buttocks were covered in Hives
On both cheeks and his crack
It favvered a Big Mac
So at dancing class he couldn’t do jives
A witch from Wigan went mixing a potion
Who's buttocks were covered in Hives
On both cheeks and his crack
It favvered a Big Mac
So at dancing class he couldn’t do jives
A witch from Wigan went mixing a potion
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A witch from Wigan went mixing a potion
She scratched her yed , she had a notion.
She scratched her yed , she had a notion.
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A witch from Wigan went mixing a potion
She scratched her yed , she had a notion
With an almighty BOOM...
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A witch from Wigan went mixing a potion
She scratched her yed , she had a notion
With an almighty BOOM...
She was splattered all over the room
She scratched her yed , she had a notion
With an almighty BOOM...
She was splattered all over the room
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Re: Limerick fun
A witch from Wigan went mixing a potion
She scratched her yed , she had a notion
With an almighty BOOM...
She was splattered all over the room
It didn't half cause a commotion
She scratched her yed , she had a notion
With an almighty BOOM...
She was splattered all over the room
It didn't half cause a commotion
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Re: Limerick fun
A man woke up with a start
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A man woke up with a start
After his wife had an uncontrollable fart
After his wife had an uncontrollable fart
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Re: Limerick fun
A man woke up with a start
After his wife had an uncontrollable fart
He said 'what the hell,
After his wife had an uncontrollable fart
He said 'what the hell,
nordic- Posts : 521
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A man woke up with a start
After his wife had an uncontrollable fart
He said 'what the hell,
As he choked due to the smell...
After his wife had an uncontrollable fart
He said 'what the hell,
As he choked due to the smell...
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