Re: Limerick fun

by ramiejamie Mon Feb 10, 2020 6:33 pm

A man woke up with a start
After his wife had an uncontrollable fart
He said 'what the hell,
As he choked due to the smell...
So out of the room he did dart

It was 8 o’clock in the morn

by Naughty Mitten Mon Feb 10, 2020 6:35 pm

It was 8 o’clock in the morn
And RMJ was trimming his corn

by Lolly Mon Feb 10, 2020 6:46 pm

It was 8 o’clock in the morn
And RMJ was trimming his corn
Can you be sure it was...

by Naughty Mitten Mon Feb 10, 2020 6:54 pm

It was 8 o’clock in the morn
And RMJ was trimming his corn
Can you be sure it was...
Yes pubes don't rhyme with morn

by ramiejamie Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:06 pm

It was 8 o’clock in the morn
And RMJ was trimming his corn
Can you be sure it was...
Yes pubes don't rhyme with morn
He used a sharp knife
Which he got from his wife........

by -OY- Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:10 pm

It was 8 o’clock in the morn
And RMJ was trimming his corn
He used a sharp knife
Which he got from his wife
Then he hid it away with his porn Smile

by -OY- Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:11 pm

Dr Who this week was quite poor...

by ramiejamie Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:16 pm

Dr Who this week was quite poor
His TARDIS was stuck on the floor.

by -OY- Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:28 pm

Dr Who this week was quite poor
His TARDIS was stuck on the floor.
So SHE tried to unfix it...

by ramiejamie Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:35 pm

Dr Who this week was quite poor
His TARDIS was stuck on the floor.
So SHE tried to unfix it
With a big drill and drill bit.......

by -OY- Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:53 pm

Dr Who this week was quite poor
His TARDIS was stuck on the floor.
So SHE tried to unfix it
With a big drill and drill bit
And now it dunt fly anymore!

by -OY- Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:53 pm

A nice glass of whisky this evening...

by ramiejamie Mon Feb 10, 2020 10:31 pm

A nice glass of whisky this evening
With a little dry ginger is THE thing......

by ramiejamie Mon Feb 10, 2020 10:44 pm

You twonk!!!!LOL ^^^^^^^

And it doesn't even rhyme Embarassed

Edited by Lolly

by Lolly Mon Feb 10, 2020 11:16 pm

A nice glass of whisky this evening
With a little dry ginger is THE thing......
A glass of Chablis tomorow will..

by -OY- Tue Feb 11, 2020 10:44 pm

A nice glass of whisky this evening
With a little dry ginger is THE thing
A glass of Chablis tomorow will
Cheer up the the soul, still...

by Naughty Mitten Wed Feb 12, 2020 11:18 am

A nice glass of whisky this evening
With a little dry ginger is THE thing
A glass of Chablis tomorow will
Cheer up the the soul, still..
I'll carry on swaying and falling

by Naughty Mitten Wed Feb 12, 2020 11:19 am

The day out in Blackpool was fun........

by Lolly Wed Feb 12, 2020 7:39 pm

The day out in Blackpool was fun........
With me brothers and sisters and mum..

by -OY- Wed Feb 12, 2020 7:54 pm

The day out in Blackpool was fun
With me brothers and sisters and mum
The donkeys were moaning...

by Lolly Wed Feb 12, 2020 8:05 pm

The day out in Blackpool was fun
With me brothers and sisters and mum
The donkeys were moaning
On the pier people strolling

by -OY- Wed Feb 12, 2020 8:48 pm

The day out in Blackpool was fun
With me brothers and sisters and mum
The donkeys were moaning
On the pier people strolling
And twas sunny - for rain there was nun!

by -OY- Wed Feb 12, 2020 8:49 pm

It's windy and rainy and rubbish...

by Lolly Thu Feb 13, 2020 11:38 am

It's windy and rainy and rubbish
I may as well go pack me luggage..

by -OY- Thu Feb 13, 2020 5:59 pm

It's windy and rainy and rubbish
I may as well go pack me luggage
By train we shall go...

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